so my mum told me that as a kid she would peel an apple and throw the peel over her shoulder, and the peel would take the shape of the first letter of her future spouse. naturally, i decided to do it and
i’m fucking crying
it says ‘no.’
it literally says NO.
oh my god
‘get back in the kitchen’
be sexist and send me back to a room full of sharp things, poisons, cleaning agents and food I can hide all that shit in
I’ll go back in the kitchen
but you’re leaving the house in a bodybag
And the award for best response to “get back in the kitchen” goes to this post.
agent phil coulson hugging his binder to his chest like a lovesick highschooler
seventeen magazine has officially lost it
my heart says yes but my mom says no
*Googles big word before I fuck around and use it injudiciously*
There are wonderful people in this world…it’s just really hard to find them
I think I’ll notice them when they’re wearing costumes